staircasewriter ([info]staircasewriter) wrote,
@ 2009-04-16 11:02:00
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State of the Planet Earth
What DOES this collection of real headlines say about us as a species?

Man allegedly stabs brother over pork and beans (AP)- A sheriff's deputy said a 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans.

Man jailed for urinating on woman during flight (AP) - A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu.

Wis. nurse called out of surgery and laid off (AP) - A nurse was called out of surgery so a manager could tell her she was being laid off.

Police say 'doc' used vet gear to perform implants (AP)- A Spanish man accused of using veterinary equipment to perform cosmetic surgery is in the doghouse.



All those wishing to board my spaceship OFF Planet Earth, please line-up three-by-three.



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[info]hanrow
2009-04-16 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I've been trying to put together a charter for a Mars colony for years now. (8-)

JGH

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[info]onefunnybabe
2009-05-13 09:31 pm UTC (link)
these people have issues and do not reflect the majority of humanity. I personally only would pee on people over 75...

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