staircasewriter ([info]staircasewriter) wrote,
@ 2008-12-02 20:18:00
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Mea Culpa Claus
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I put gum in [info]seasleepy's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for [info]starandrea (-10 points). Last month I pulled [info]jasra's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-803 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
staircasewriter

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