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    Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
    9:53 am
    You must be THIS TALL--to read this post.
    I'm not short. I'm 6'1".
    But when I am hanging out with my mprov friends I feel short. Four of them are two inches taller than me. For a guy who has spent much of his life looking down on people, it feels weird to spend my time looking up.
    I can't imagine what it would be like to be short full-time.
    But now I don't have to. There's a new documentary "S&M: Short and Male" about the life of short men.

    I have learned one thing about short men. Never get into a fight with one. They'll kill you every time. Big guys like me rarely have to fight. Short men have been fighting their whole lives. They may be small, but they are experienced and tough. A guy attacked a shortish friend of mine with a golf club. My friend did a Mike Tyson and bit the guy's ear off. OUCH!

    Thursday, February 7th, 2008
    9:33 am
    Avoiding? Moi, avoiding?


    Current Mood: frustrated
    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008
    8:35 am
    Arisia SF&F Covention
    Laura and I spent the weekend at the Arisia Science-Fiction & Fantasy Convention in Cambridge, Mass. It's a bit of a hike. We left Burlington, Ontario at 7:15 in the morning and arrived around 4:30 or so with just one pit-stop. (We did attempt to stop at the legendary Jell-o Gallery and Museum in LeRoy, New York, but it wasn't open!)

    It was a strange weekend.
    When Arisia was good, it was very good.
    But when it wasn't, it was dull and mediocre.
    We didn't have as much fun or as much time with the people we thought we would, but we did meet new people, had great times with them and spent more time with people we didn't know quite as well.

    Some highlights:

    Drinks with Robert J. Sawyer, his imprint editor/author the incomparable Fiona Kelleghan and SF editor and SFSCope.com webmaster Ian Randal Strock  [info]ianrandalstrock (pronounced Eye-In, just to confuse Scots).
    Finally meeting [info]australianjoeDinner with my former neighbour, and friend of my son, Sean Drieger who now lives and works as a code-head in Cambridge.
    A couple of insane parties hosted by Ziggurat Labs. They had a pyjama party on Friday night and a Science Fair themed party on Saturday. Both were really well run and the people were great.
    Drive-by cameos from [info]wispfox.
    Naughty Nurses finding nay, luring, donors for the Robert A. Heinlein Blood Drive.
    Learning the game Munchkin from [info]perldiver  and [info]avivasedai  and playing with them Jessie and Jenny until 3 AM.
    Meeting Benjamin, future President of the United States and the deliciously delightful Liz.
    Sing-along-Buffy "Once More with Feeling" by the [info]teseracte Players.
    Women in corsets. Especially Liz and[info]shadesong.
    "Life is just one non-sequitur after Fruit bat!"
    A 'life-sized' Jabba the Hutt...oh, and a very hot girl dressed in a copper Leia bikini. DROOL
    The world's most eclectic take-out buffet courtesy of the charming couple of [info]majes and [info]jasra.
    Getting waylaid at the elevator one night to hunt down snow cones which turned Laura's teeth and tongue blue.
    Avoiding most panels attended by 'Primordial Man', a lumbering hulk/bore who drove me nuts by hijacking panels last year.
    Escaping Saturday morning to Zoe's restaurant near Harvard Square and NOT GETTING LOST!!!
    Getting SURPRISED in the Chill Room.
    [info]perldiver's card tricks.
    "My tongue is a science party."
    People singing to fill the void after the DJ's laptop crapped out during the Saturday night Club Dance.
    Did I mention the corsets? Just checking...

    In the 'mundane' world, as SF people call it, I'm considered a bit of a geeky weirdo and thus feel marginalized. In the Con world, I'm considered a bit too straight and thus feel marginalized. ARGH!!!


    NOTE I SENT TO ARISIA PROGRAM FOLKS
    First, I thought Arisia was really smoothly run! Even the elevators worked better this year for the most part.
    I had one question to ask the people at Information who referred me to Con Ops. When Con Ops thought Information had the badges I was looking for, there was no back and forth blaming. It was handled quickly and efficiently on the spot with a few phone calls and shortly thereafter I was picking my badges up at the information desk.
    I LOVED the *Sing-along-Buffy*! They did a great job with it. It was interactive without being tedious (last year's pre-show of "Rocky Horror" seemed to go on forever. This one was bright and tight!)
    The *Con Suite* was excellent, well-run by friendly people who were always on top of everything. I loved the Bagel Breakfast from the Writer's group.
    *Gaming* was fun. Great atmosphere for newbie gamers.
    The *Art Show* was quite good. I hope there was less theft than last year. Having an express elevator up there from time to time was good.
    I like how you handled the dealers this year. The lack of one humming, energetic room was made up by a more intimate personal relationship with dealers cloistered in their individual 'cells'.
    *Security* was discreet.
    I didn't make it to the session in the pool but the very idea was BRILLIANT!
    *Laura Anne Gilman* was a real delight. I can't wait to read her books now.
    *Robert J. Sawyer* is a fantastic reader, engaging, funny and scary brilliant.
    I heard good things about *Dr Richard C Staats* and so I went to see him for myself. He was a great moderator and very entertaining though I suspect if I'd seen him as a panellist he'd have been even funnier. I left with great respect for his ability to move the panel along, control the flow of the discussion, include the audience and stay out of the way unless he was needed. Pro!
    The Hyatt Hotel was clean and helpful and the staff seemed to be having a blast watching us having fun. Every hotel has issues, but all-in-all I think it is working pretty well now as a site.
    The *parties* were all managed very well. People checked ID's but weren't nasty about it. And they were very good about policing the no liquor outside the room rule without being obnoxious. Special nods to the deliciously mad women and men of Ziggurat Labs for two AMAZING parties (Pyjama and Science Fair).


    That said...SMILE...the not-so good stuff...

    1. I didn't feel you made the best use of the extra day. Instead it felt as though the usual three days were simply stretched over four.

    2. The weekend seemed to have pacing problems. Friday was frantic with a blizzard of things to do. Saturday lurched from busy to barren. Sunday had even fewer bright spots and Monday...well...SHRUG. I never thought I could be bored at a con, but this year there were quite a few times I was.

    3. Sunday night felt unfocused. Friday and Saturday each had dances and while Sunday had the formal dance, it wasn't a 'blow off steam' sort of fun dance. Sunday night didn't have a great common event to hold it together. Those 'center pole' events are necessary to pinch a con, where everyone is all over the place for much of the day, back together as one.

    4. A lot of the panels were great, but panels which were unprepared drove me nuts. I left the "Iron Hack" frustrated because no one had bothered to figure out in advance how to actually pull off "write a piece of the story, and then hand it off to the next." without it being boring. It turned into something resembling a bad improv story exercise. Ditto the "Mad Scientist Laugh Contest", thought according to what I've read on-line it eventually got its act together and was hilarious. But the slow, messy start had me out of the room after fifteen minutes of lameness.

    5. The DJ's laptop crapped out part-way through Saturday's Club dance. As a former DJ that just pissed me off. With I-pods as cheap as they are, there is no excuse not to have a backup with some long mixed sweeps ready to go just in case. Thank goodness for the Arisia crowd who started singing their own songs and dancing anyway.

    6. I preferred the lay-out of the program last year. It seemed easier to follow the various tracks. May just be personal preference...

    Last year I left Arisia for the eight and a half hour drive back to Canada counting the days until this year's Con. This time...I'm not sure whether or not I'll be back.
    Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
    7:54 am
    The blind alleys of writing
    I once described the process of writing as being like wandering around a city you don't know without a map. You end up walking down blind alleys, going in the totally wrong direction and sometimes you stumble into a bad neighbourhood. And sometimes you meet someone along the way who gives you really, really awful directions.
    I found this video from a British comedy show on the brilliant author Neil Gaiman's site.



    Now back to rewriting chapter one of my new sci-fi novel "The Thirty Year Mulligan".
    Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
    4:22 pm
    We are Borg
    Tonight, when I finally fall asleep I shall resemble Locutus of Borg. Read more... )
    Monday, August 20th, 2007
    7:59 am
    Deluded no more...
    Ambiguity, ambiguity, ambiguity.
    I'm so happy the show is over.
    I'm so depressed the show is over.Read more... )
    Friday, August 17th, 2007
    8:11 am
    WARNING: Contains excessive self-indulgent flattery which has caused ego-overload in writer
    Grand Delusions a grand success
    Playwright Craig Rintoul puts comic spin on local history and perspectives as feature play opens at Cobblestone Festival Read more... )
    Friday, August 10th, 2007
    10:45 am
    The morning after Preview Night of "Grand Delusions"
    After almost a year of working on it, "Grand Delusions" finally had a date with a real, live audience. I think it might be love! Read more... )"Grand Delusions" has five more performances. Opening Night is tonight at 8:30, Saturday August 11th, then the following Thursday August 16th, Friday August 17th and Closing Night is Saturday August 18th.
    Thursday, August 9th, 2007
    9:57 am
    Pictures from "Grand Delusions"-Previews Thursday, August 9th
    Tonight is preview night for "Grand Delusions" my G&S pastiche musical. Sets look excellent, costumes are lovely (as you'll see below) and the cast is busting a gut to get their lips around my convoluted words. There are moments I make Sir. W.S.Gilbert seem like Ernest Hemingway!Read more... )
    Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
    8:49 am
    Death Certificate
    Read more... )
    Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
    11:03 pm
    Shallow thoughts on the rehearsal process
    In the middle of the process, you can't see the process. You feel it...oh, how you feel it. But you can't see where in the process you are.
    Yesterday night at this time I was rolling up my sleeves and looking for rusty razor blades. (Q2Q)
    Tonight (Dress which amounted to a Stop and Fix/Dress/Mini Q2Q), I'm happier. This sucker MAY, I said 'may', just work after all.
    When the list of things starts getting shorter, then you know the process is coming to an end.
    Not too much left on my list.
    Tomorrow night at this time, I surrender "Grand Delusions" to the tender mercies of my excellent Stage Manager.
    Thursday, August 2nd, 2007
    9:16 am
    I now officially HATE Inukshuks!
    Read more... )
    Being a playwright is SO much easier than directing...
    Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
    9:54 am
    Still suffering from "Grand Delusions"
    The good new is no one quit my musical "Grand Delusions" this week.
    The bad news is this is our last week for rehearsals. We open on Thursday August 9th. GULP
    Read more... )
    Wednesday, July 4th, 2007
    4:42 pm
    Upside downside and the holo-deck.
    I had a chance to interview an author who works at York University doing research into...well, research into Space Puking! Read more... )
    7:56 am
    Grand Delusional
    Back in the fall it seemed like a very good idea. Read more... )
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    Monday, June 4th, 2007
    2:50 pm
    Shades of "The Screwtape Letters"
    "Narnia" writer C.S. Lewis wrote a book called "The Screwtape Letters". It is the advice given by a senior devil to a junior devil. A young friend of mine, happens to share the first name as me. To keep us straight he is known as Young Craig and I am Evil Craig. Young Craig is at one of those cross-roads in life and asking for career advice. This is what I wrote to him.

    I feel like such an old crock saying this stuff, but since you asked...

    First, it isn't where you start out in life, it is where you finish.

    Second a boring story.
    My oldest cousin, Jim, dropped out of high school in the 'Summer of Love' and ran away from home to hitch-hike across Canada. The family had a fit. He made it half-way before coming home with his tail between his legs. He had pretty much nothing going for him.
    FLASH FORWARD to today.
    Dr. Jimmy as we call him is a university professor and a multi-millionaire. How did he do it? First, he took a job, any job. Second, he threw himself into it. Third, he looked for aspects of the business (happened to be the shoe business) that dove-tailed with what he like to do. It happens Jim likes money...a lot! So he asked questions of the money people in the company about how they did what they did. Eventually they sent him off to get training and then more training. After working for them for a few years he and two guys he met in training took over an ailing shoe company, turned it around and sold it for a killing.

    Even as he was turning around that business he was asked to lecture to business students at a nearby University. He was so good he became a part-time instructor. Then they made him a lecturer and then suggested he get a doctorate so they could pay him the big bucks professors earn. So in his forties, he did. Now he's going to retire from the university, with a killer pension,  and start yet another career.
    Okay, ya boring story. Blah, blah, blah.

    Here's what I suggest you do.

    1. Get a book out of the library called "Wishcraft". It's a career guidance book fore people without either a career or guidance. It opens you up to the possibilities of your life.

    2. When people tell you that your dream job is just that a dream. SMILE. Thank them and IGNORE THEM!!!!!  If I had listened to my mother I'd still be pushing shopping carts at the local grocery store.  Instead I got a part-time job in radio and ended up with a thirty plus year career. You can do what you really love doing, you just have to be persistent about chasing YOUR DREAM.

    3. Get a job. Any job. Yes, this part sucks. But it does several useful things.
    a) keeps you occupied...I've found unemployment sucks the fun out of life. It erodes my self-esteem and everything becomes grey and hopeless. Doing something really IS better than doing nothing.
    b) shows you just how much you'll hate having a job which doesn't suit you.
    c) gives you money you can channel into getting the training or computer programs or whatever you need to follow your dream.
    d) it shuts up the naysayers who want you to abandon your dream and settle for the quiet desperation that is their existence since they gave up their dream.

    4. Be smart about following your dream. Figure out the realistic steps to completion. There is no ONE set true path. But there IS a path for getting from where you are (same place cousin Jim was) to where you want to be! (Maybe even rich and successful with a hot babe wife like my cousin Jim)

    5. Talk to people. Ask people if they know anybody who knows anybody in your Dream Job area. Six Degrees of Separation is real! (It doesn't ALL lead to Kevin Bacon!)

    6. Remember this is a LONG game you are playing. Not a short game. More a marathon than a sprint. Keep that in mind and be patient. Channel impatience into action on achieving another small step toward your dream.

    7. DON'T WAIT AROUND FOR YOUR DREAM TO HAPPEN. It won't just drop into your lap. For one thing, it has NO idea of whose lap to drop into!

    8. HOLD ONTO YOUR DREAM but if something else makes you happier, don't worry about it. Some of the diversions along the way can be pleasant and equally rewarding.

    9. Follow YOUR dream.

    10. FOLLOW your dream.
    Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
    6:45 am
    On having "Grand Delusions"
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    Saturday, March 31st, 2007
    12:18 pm
    Pet-ty ranting
    I was feeling pretty smug during the whole 'tainted cat food' debacle because I don't buy commercial grocery-store food, I buy the 'good stuff' from my Vet. That is until today's news story that Hill's Prescription Diet m/d Feline Dry food may be contaminated with the melamine fertilizer which may be responsible for the earlier recalls.
    I didn't want to bug my Vet, so I went to the Hill's website.
    Nothing.
    Nada.
    Nichts!
    I typed 'recall' into their search engine. Again, nothing.
    That's when I became really incensed.

    I can understand contamination in a product, especially when it is a secondary ingredient and one exposed to an unusual chemical which would not be part of a regular screening program.

    What I WILL not accept is a company neglecting its responsibilities. This is nothing less than reckless disregard for the health and welfare of the animals it is responsible, through conscientious pet owners like me, for feeding.

    Did these people learn NOTHING from the Tylenol scare? McNeil Consumer Products recalled millions of bottles of product while keeping the public constantly updated on the case, their testing, the security systems they were adding to their packaging to prevent further tampering, etc. At the end of it, their market share actually INCREASED!

    And Hill's had the luxury of seeing a competitor going through the exact same recall troubles. But instead of improving on them, they have clammed up.

    So...I'm not buying Hill's again. In addition, I will be asking my Vet to stop selling their products, not because of the contamination, but because of their pathetically irresponsible and negligent response to this crisis. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to try to get through to my Vet's again to check my cat food's the serial numbers.

    If Hill's can't be trusted in a crisis like this, why should I trust them with my cat's health ever again?
    Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
    6:35 am
    Conrad Black, sure he's intimidating but he's no...
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    Friday, February 23rd, 2007
    9:32 am
    I am the very model of a procrastinating dramatist
    I have a commission to write a musical Read more... )

    Current Music: G&S, G&S, G&S Ahhhhhhhhhhh
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